Today, Oscar and Robb sit down and host the show.  We get a birthday recap (and a thank you) and we address the feasibility of a post-Covid Spring Break.  Mr. Woods does things “Tigers’s Way” and Robb visits the saddest place on earth.  What is Pony’s dream schedule?  Ands who is that old lady in the parking garage?

Today we discuss "the millennial pause". Also, a one on one with the guy who put a strip club in a tent! Do you know all the secret Tinder slang? Oscar discusses a huge financial regret and we tie up a few loose ends. Plus, it's the start of "Birthday Season"!

Today, we take a Social Studies quiz and underscore our educational prowess (?).  Robb has some thoughts about eBay and Mike sends love to listener abroad.  Oscar has Pete D. Figured out!  Mike discusses something fishy and you’ll get what you need… in 7 to 10 business days.

Beware of big insurance, big pharma, and (mostly) big boomerang weight gain.  We dissect and give our thoughts on the new Chris Rock special and as far as offspring go?  Oscar is NOT the best of three.  Then, Robb fights the insinkarator.  Plus, we debut: THE FLIP SIDE.

Where did Covid originate?  Why hate the Fauch-man?  Who is Little Lord Fauntleroy?  Does Robb hate his new nickname?  Who is the better bowler?  Will Mike remember socks?  What does that make-up mean?  And finally, what is your mummy’s gender?  Listen and WIN!

Today, Robb is back to talk about his automotive incident (and why they call him "Flip Spewak").  We recap a beautiful and final goodbye to Mark Riddell and a possible goodbye to Mike's wallet.  Mike discusses travel... and thirst.  And watch out for the mystical forest spirits!

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Today we have prepared a Best Of for you while we attend the memorial service of our dear friend Mark Riddell. We will be live in studio tomorrow with a brand new show so don't miss it.

Carla’s business has a new menu item!  Our talking head is a real life-saver and Michael drops by to talk video games.  Also, we talk Lemon, tipping, Disney hacks… and the Heart of Rock and Roll is still beating (barely).

Today, we debut a new game that tests our judgement. We talk about the "grey area" of funny... and someone is going through a respect transition. Should the NFL go socialist? And what does Honest Abe have in his basement?

Today, Mike squares off with doctors and insurance and his own back.  Robb and Oscar have a date night.  We talk fine art… and Little Michael is a copy readin’ machine.  We are more divided than ever and Oscar’s dad imparts some IBM advice.

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Mike wants Robb to be a watch guy, but why? Plus: the Ohio train derailment is more serious than people think. Then, Mike discusses his back needling. Oh yeah, and Mike leaves the show. 

Today, Mike waxes nostalgic a bit about his youth and the ol’ factory whistle.  Our Talking Head won’t stop wining… and Oscar gets a taste of his own medicine.  Plus, a kitchen victory and some phobic flying info.  And, Jim vs. Ollie!

Today, we say goodbye to our dear friend, Mark “Twitch” Riddell.  He passed suddenly on Sunday and we will miss him dearly.  Also, some thoughts on Valentines Day, Rihanna, The Superb Owl, and we spend some time under the weiner.

we've prepared a post Super Bowl Best Of for you to enjoy today. And we know you'll enjoy it because it's the best. That's why we call it the Best Of TMOS.

Today’s lesson?  Be your own advocate!  Mike has a back update and also makes an amazing YOUTUBE discovery that could really benefit him.  There’s a new magic pill that just might change you from the inside out… and Nikki Diamond breaks down the Big Game so you can WIN WIN WIN. 

Today we're talking about the BORG phenomenon with a real Gen Zer. Plus, Super Bowl plans, Oscar is going to live for ever, and Robb gets so excited about something so stupid. Mike will be back in studio tomorrow for another great show so don't miss it!

Today, we are joined in studio by The Lincoln Project’s Reed Galen to break down what’s going on as we prep for the SOTU.  Mike screams the praises of a TV host… and Oscar has an eventful visitation in his neighborhood.  Plus, we discuss the marvelous, passive aggression of I.C.E. and bad restaurant behavior.  It’s like, you know, like, really like good.

Today, we debut the “Ponyboy Help Line” and discuss the man known as “5 o’clock Matt.”  Guess who’s still wearing their masks?  The answer may surprise you!  Mike wants to try a new business model that can not fail.  Robb is losing his stuff… and Mike spills the tea… mobile.

Today, we discuss the Netflix film YOU PEOPLE and the possible reasons so many folks dislike it.  Mike’s house is experiencing the “circle of life” (and it makes a man think).  Robb loves his stuff… and it’s being taken from him.  Mike will not rent a watch.  And please… don’t let your kid visit Grubhub.

Mike speaks candidly about his home (Florida)and some problematic issues that should bother us all.  Robb got a new toy and it will benefit YOU!  We get caught up with our intern Marco and then try to figure out why people under 30 can’t use the phone.  Plus, we want your head to talk… like a BLABBERMOUTH.

Today, we are joined by motion picture critic (and friend of the show) Ty Burr to discuss his takes on the 2023 Academy Awards… and he offers some amazing insight.  Also, we teach you how to "talk good” and not sound pretentious.  Oscar gets a pushy call from the sperm bank (no ATM) and we have a talking dog.  Don’t be vile!

This weekend’s NFL coverage is a “Tale of Two Networks”.  All cell-phone ads and stores and everything are BS.  Oscar nearly starts an inferno and we say thanks to everyone for their #TMOS3000 memories.  Carla makes a stunning realization and the wrist is doing better, but in the long run, does it really matter?

Mike is down to one hand… but he can still scope out BIG $AVING$!  We also talk about Leopards, documents, and Nikki Diamond breaks down the NFL Weekend.  Plus, Mike tells the story of the Friendly moon… it’s a delight.

As you know, Mr. O’Meara requires constant stimulation… which can result in an injury.  We find the Oscar nominations… unrewarding.  You, too, can be a better friend if you follow our 5 easy steps!  And here come the talking timepieces.  Tick Tock!

Today, we observe our 3,000th episode by looking back on some of our favorite moments and taking a moment to say "thank you". Also, Oscar sucks us into watching trashy television (which we analyze) and Mike gives us a medical update. Watch out for Reggie the turkey! He's a dick. 

Today, Mike talks about chain letters and ridiculous internet manipulation.  Oscar hits the big city!  Robb is… The Frugal Guy. The auction is a success but flag football is not.  Oscar Zooms it up and we expose:  CHILI-GATE! 

So… when did it become OK to lie?  Mike has a theory.  Plus, there’s another reason to hate Amazon.  There is something to be said for great genes!  And, Jack Nicholson’s secret chili recipe.  Yum?

Today, we have some fascinating weather talk with Meteorologist and Author (and Storm-Chaser!) Matthew Cappucci.  Shannon stops by to tell us how it is.  Mike talks about his new stu-stu-studio and shows a bit of naked selfishness.  And as a parent?  Robb can’t be beat.  Pass the scissors.

Mike gets annoyed by news trailers and then gets into a five hour battle with a PlayStation 5. Plus: Shannon is a bad dinner partner and parental controls.

We have a brand new Best Of for you today. We will be back in the studio tomorrow with a brand new show so don't miss it!

Today, we get an update on the beta fish known as Miles.  YELLOWSTONE get the FMK treatment and Mike shares his dream vision for his new studio/mancave/garage.  Nikky Diamond breaks down the playoffs for you and we realize that “teabag is funny”.

We found The Golden Globes… unrewarding.  Mike does a wellness check on his eldest... and our Talking Head has a lot going on.  There are many pet problems and not so many solutions.  And what did they think today would look like 100 years age?  You’ll love it… trust me!

Today, Mike decides that he WNWA.  Oscar talks solitude… and we cover some automotive history.  There’s a new reason to hate Tuddy and moving a garage is a hassle.  Plus, a limerick!

We are back after a positive weekend, which is nice.  We discuss the major misstep known as “Major Tuddy”… and someone is getting a new studio!  Robb takes a road trip and Oscar is the rube of rubes.  Get away from the edge!

Mike is feeling a bit hostile… but that’s OK (perhaps being a ‘Mr. Mom” agrees with him!).  We hear the greatest dog story ever and there’s a new use for your #1.  Oscar’s NOT a rube… it was money well spent.  Robert III gets some resolution and we go viral!

We are back for 2023 and have a lot to talk about.  How should Mike handle an overly-enthused Barista?  Why is Cary texting Oscar?  What is the new “initiative”?  What great singer is reminiscent of Mike?  Why is Oscar the rube of rubes? …and there’s a new WVU disaster.  Plus, we discuss empathy and why it’s a good thing.  Happy New Year, everyone!

We have one last Best Of for you today and we think you'll enjoy it. Don't forget to join us live tomorrow for a brand new episode!

It's the first Best Of for the New Year! It's packed full of great content for you to enjoy as the Holidays wind down.