Today, we are joined by motion picture critic (and friend of the show) Ty Burr to discuss his takes on the 2023 Academy Awards… and he offers some amazing insight.  Also, we teach you how to "talk good” and not sound pretentious.  Oscar gets a pushy call from the sperm bank (no ATM) and we have a talking dog.  Don’t be vile!

This weekend’s NFL coverage is a “Tale of Two Networks”.  All cell-phone ads and stores and everything are BS.  Oscar nearly starts an inferno and we say thanks to everyone for their #TMOS3000 memories.  Carla makes a stunning realization and the wrist is doing better, but in the long run, does it really matter?

Mike is down to one hand… but he can still scope out BIG $AVING$!  We also talk about Leopards, documents, and Nikki Diamond breaks down the NFL Weekend.  Plus, Mike tells the story of the Friendly moon… it’s a delight.

As you know, Mr. O’Meara requires constant stimulation… which can result in an injury.  We find the Oscar nominations… unrewarding.  You, too, can be a better friend if you follow our 5 easy steps!  And here come the talking timepieces.  Tick Tock!

Today, we observe our 3,000th episode by looking back on some of our favorite moments and taking a moment to say "thank you". Also, Oscar sucks us into watching trashy television (which we analyze) and Mike gives us a medical update. Watch out for Reggie the turkey! He's a dick. 

Today, Mike talks about chain letters and ridiculous internet manipulation.  Oscar hits the big city!  Robb is… The Frugal Guy. The auction is a success but flag football is not.  Oscar Zooms it up and we expose:  CHILI-GATE! 

So… when did it become OK to lie?  Mike has a theory.  Plus, there’s another reason to hate Amazon.  There is something to be said for great genes!  And, Jack Nicholson’s secret chili recipe.  Yum?

Today, we have some fascinating weather talk with Meteorologist and Author (and Storm-Chaser!) Matthew Cappucci.  Shannon stops by to tell us how it is.  Mike talks about his new stu-stu-studio and shows a bit of naked selfishness.  And as a parent?  Robb can’t be beat.  Pass the scissors.

Mike gets annoyed by news trailers and then gets into a five hour battle with a PlayStation 5. Plus: Shannon is a bad dinner partner and parental controls.

We have a brand new Best Of for you today. We will be back in the studio tomorrow with a brand new show so don't miss it!

Today, we get an update on the beta fish known as Miles.  YELLOWSTONE get the FMK treatment and Mike shares his dream vision for his new studio/mancave/garage.  Nikky Diamond breaks down the playoffs for you and we realize that “teabag is funny”.

We found The Golden Globes… unrewarding.  Mike does a wellness check on his eldest... and our Talking Head has a lot going on.  There are many pet problems and not so many solutions.  And what did they think today would look like 100 years age?  You’ll love it… trust me!

Today, Mike decides that he WNWA.  Oscar talks solitude… and we cover some automotive history.  There’s a new reason to hate Tuddy and moving a garage is a hassle.  Plus, a limerick!

We are back after a positive weekend, which is nice.  We discuss the major misstep known as “Major Tuddy”… and someone is getting a new studio!  Robb takes a road trip and Oscar is the rube of rubes.  Get away from the edge!

Mike is feeling a bit hostile… but that’s OK (perhaps being a ‘Mr. Mom” agrees with him!).  We hear the greatest dog story ever and there’s a new use for your #1.  Oscar’s NOT a rube… it was money well spent.  Robert III gets some resolution and we go viral!

We are back for 2023 and have a lot to talk about.  How should Mike handle an overly-enthused Barista?  Why is Cary texting Oscar?  What is the new “initiative”?  What great singer is reminiscent of Mike?  Why is Oscar the rube of rubes? …and there’s a new WVU disaster.  Plus, we discuss empathy and why it’s a good thing.  Happy New Year, everyone!

We have one last Best Of for you today and we think you'll enjoy it. Don't forget to join us live tomorrow for a brand new episode!

It's the first Best Of for the New Year! It's packed full of great content for you to enjoy as the Holidays wind down.