Lock your doors and watch out for crime guys!  Plus, a bit of nostalgic fall-out, Oscar's family listens on the wrong day, and Dan O'Brien is on the prowl.  And?  Busey Birds.

It's the return of "Who the F is it" (who will win?)!  Mike rewards his boy with some angling on Saturday then punishes himself with sports on Sunday.  Oscar is "the family man" and please, be careful in that haunted house.  PLEASE.

You are really gonna "dig" our Talking Head today!  Plus, Mr. Diamond lights it up, Ms. Turner stops in, kids are dumb, and we hope the FBI is smarter than they look.

If you like spirited debates about television, you are in for a treat.  Then, Oscar talks about landing in the Springs that are Silver.  Plus, the world’s first Nostalgia Corner with a counter-point and the organic debut of “Mike’s Porn Corner”.  “What are we, in Kindergarten?"

Today, we Zoom it up with Steve-O from the Jack-Assiverse.  It’s truly a remarkable discussion and not what you’re expecting… check it out.  Oscar has some quality family time and learns a new pet-name… while Robb has the worst NFL play by play guy EVER in the DD.  "Say, you’re awfully short for a Dutch guy…"

How far would you go to protect your kids?  It's quite the head-scratcher.  There are zebras on the loose and Robb has the most disgusting motel story EVER.  And by the way something:  that is NOT where the USB cable goes.

Mike breaks down the agony and the ecstasy of fandom and Nicholas Diamond lights it up.  Oscar is extraordinarily witty and Muppets are a very big deal to Robb.  Plus, The Talking Head is truly a Royal Treat.  Huzzah!

Today, we're remembering one of the great comedians, Norm Macdonald. Plus, Little Mike swings by and big Mike tries a margarita. When is it time to change your mask? Oscar knows. 

Oscar flexes to get his preferred soft drink; Robb tries a bold post office/OCD experiment; Pony tries to go full contact.  We also offer a salute (and a WTF) to The WFT.  Then, the villagers socialize.  Let’s get sane!

An instant classic today as we are joined by Las Vegas entertainer (and Tik Tok star!) Sarah Hester Ross for the debut of a brand new "Florida Man" song.  Plus, Nikky Diamond returns with his football picks, we  talk trailerization, and we get a Robert III update.  TOGA!  TOGA!!

We recall a piece of Mike's TV youth as we theorize on the laxative qualities of a certain big box store.  Courtesy is important at 40,000 feet, a new promo makes it on (barely), and the DD leaves Oscar uneasy.  Plus, one banana tree.  OK?  OK.

Why is Mike drinking from THAT mug?  What's up with the college games?  Where is Mike headed?  How will Mike's cousin's history benefit her?  What can Scottish folks NOT say?  And a movie you should never watch.  EVER.

We hope that you're all enjoying your Labor Day weekend. We will be back in the studio tomorrow so don't miss it!

Author James Patterson joins us today to bust balls and discuss his incredible new release, THE NOISE (but mostly to bust balls), which you can purchase HERE: Weather concerns, Nostalgia Corner returns... oh, and one more thing... it's a FAT ATTACK.

Little Michael has a great day back to school, despite the hula-hoops in the abandoned field.  Mr. Robb tells you what viewing to seek out (and what to avoid) and we observe a couple celebrity birthdays.  Oh, and lest we forget?  People Suck.

oday, we have a very well-travelled Talking Head with celebrity stories to spare!  Plus, we catch up with The Fan Man, talk about "Big Soda", and we can dance (if we want to).

Today marks the return of America’s Favorite Guessing Game:  WHO THE “F” IS IT (with 5 big ways to win big!). Plus a Cary face update, an amazing statistic and… Leprechauns.  I can’t feel my leg.

Today, Mike and Robb celebrate the great Charlie Watts (and Oscar remembers Bell Biv DeVoe).  Mike has opinions on White Lotus, but are they OK?  Yes.  Yes they are.  Oscar shines as he talks crypto and the DD has lions and bears but no tigers.  Roar!

It’s a Podvil Party!  Robb may be slow but he sure can invent fun games.  Mike gets some constructive criticism about his driving and also offers a hot TV recco.  The DD has some Everly wisdom and we ask “Have you ever been mellow?"

Today's "Talking Head" is our Maine attraction... and she owns a bar!  Plus, Robb discusses fantasies, Carla discusses complaints, and Oscar's feet are petite.  These dog eggs are delicious!

We all feel like we've been hood-winked by "Big Game Show".  Mike has some extraordinary fluff to recommend, dear... and just how is Oscar connected to a murder?  It involves Tik Tok!  Internet!  Plus, the DIgital Dumpster is a gas, gas, gas!  Oh, the humanity...

We take some time today to remember our great radio buddy Fez Marie Whatley and also spend a few moments memorializing The King.  Also, Mike makes a wise (but depressing decision), Michael stops by, and we've got hungry, hungry camels.

It's a Mike and Oscar show today! Plus, Oscar's origin story, a hotel you can eat, car talk, a visit from Shannon, and a digital disaster.

Today we have intrigue and conflict and who's getting trolled?  Plus, a back-to-school miracle, Oscar's monstrous evolution, men thinking with the wrong head, and some amazing AI technology.

Today we're joined by voice actor and P1, Mike Pollack! Plus: we revisit with former TMOS intern Dan O'Brian... club foot, and working for a campaign.

Cary is getting an upgrade. Plus: People Suck... Glenn Beck sucks, but the candyman doesn't suck.

Mike is tired of pimple poppers. Plus: skin advice from Carla... a Pony weekend, and get out of the left lane please.

Florida is the epicenter. Plus: masking... Julia has a bombshell, and the O'Mearas have a family adventure.

Today's TMOS Talking Head is a Coast Guard Auxiliary. Plus: Kaleb dirty D, and Who the F is it?

Today we debut a brand new game! Plus: Dan the Fan Man... the Olympics, and vaccinations.

We're joined today by P1 Paulie Christine! Plus: New York food advice... Oscar isn't ready for kids, and a trip to Kings Dominion.

Little Michael competes in his first golf championship. Plus: remembering Jackie Mason... a silver alert, and the Digital Dumpster.

Today's TMOS Talking Head is out of this world! Plus: we meet Max... Robb does tech support, and a surprise visitor stops in.

Mike is displeased with Peacock. Plus: thankful Mike... sneaker Oscar, and Mike gets tested.

Today's TMOS Talking Head is an education technician and super TMOS fan! Plus: short celebrities... Mike helps, and the new strip club on the block.

There's a Britney Spears rally at the Lincoln Memorial. Plus: People Suck... Val Kilmer, and vaccines.

Today we're talking to Frank Sinatra's former manager, Tony Oppedisano! Plus: fast food Mike... bad hair day, and a fridge update.

Today we remember hockey great, Brian Watson. Plus: an announcement... Robb's odd cousin, and Mike after the meet & greet.

Today we talk to the Ocean City Superintendent of Fireworks. Plus: cryptozoology... teachers, and rare games.

We're back with a brand new studio! Plus: vacation recap... Robbert Jr's graduation party, and A Teacher.

It's the day after Independence Day and hopefully everyone had a great 4th. We will be back in the studio tomorrow with tons to talk about!

It's the big Independance Day weekend! We hope that you all have a safe 4th and keep those fingers and toes intact.

Today's BOTMOS has plenty to enjoy so we hope that you will enjoy it plenty!

It's another great Best Of for you today. Enjoy and we will see you next week with a brand new episode.

The big move continues and so do the Best Ofs. Please enjoy today's offering with gusto!

While TMOS is moving and building a better studio than ever before, we have a fresh BOTMOS for you to enjoy!

Mike's adventure west continues! Plus: moving day... America's workforce, and Oscar's Take.

We're getting more office space! Plus: video games... Julia is moving out, and Robb's new glasses.

Mike checks in from the the wild west! Plus: Old Faithful... Oscar'S Take, and an uncomfortable call.

Yellowstone needs an infrastructure upgrade. Plus: Oscar and Robb's Father's Day recap... Robb finally gets his glasses corrected, and Oscar's Take.

It's a Father's Day TMOS! Plus: death in bug form... travel partners, and Oscar's Take.

Mike's travel plans are making him nervous. Plus: graduation recap... two piles, and rental cars.

Mike receives a mean letter from a total jerk. Plus: a big move... a new DC bar, and the new variants.

We're back in action! Plus: farewell Ned Beatty... Roberts graduation party, and a possible fishing trip.

We're joined today by former TMOS intern Adrian Garcia! Plus: egg blocks... W, and oxygen.

We're joined today by eating contest champion Joey Chestnut! Plus: Mike's dog tapes... bragging, and hybrid baby.

Oscar's papa is enjoying Bolivian festival season. Plus: Dirty John... STIs, and People Suck.

Mike is preparing for his journey west! Plus: Cracker Barrel... someone bought the big fight, and sports announcers.

We have our youngest TMOS talking head ever! Plus: probing... supersonic flight, and Pony's new hobby.

Mike has a major announcement! Plus: wiping... Oregon Hill, and Robb is ready for his daughter to move.

It's cicada taco day! Plus: a crime in Cacoonville... Mike's take on Jason Statham, and an etiquette question.

Oscar has a celebrity sighting on the plane. Plus: being near power... The Mayor of Easton, and Mike's Memorial Day.

We have a Memorial Day BOTMOS for you to enjoy today. The guys will be back in the studio tomorrow with plenty to discuss so don't miss it!

We have prepared a special Memorial Day weekend BOTMOS for you today. Please enjoy and be safe on your way to the beach!

Today, Doctor Bitcoin explains cryptocurrency! Plus: lenient Mike, and the food to closet pipeline.

Oscar gets a Memorial Day snubbing. Plus: paying it forward... last minute flights, and Mike doesn't have many friends.

It's the debut of People Suck! Plus: we need a million dollars... little Michael owns his bad day, and vaccines.

We had a visit from a special comedian fresh out of the ground. Plus: Little Michael is in trouble... things are going back to normal, and Oscar's mom hates the cicadas.

This week's TMOS Talking Head is a professor of packages! Plus: a frisky bee... cryptocurrency, and what Carla and Michael want.

We have a super special visitor in the studio today! Plus: boring yogurt... Mac's new condo, and giant squirrels.

Mike is tired of seeing guys take their shirts off. Plus: Charles Grodin... an idea for a new segment, and a cold McDonalds secret.

Mike wants to know what's going on in the other studio. Plus: a visit from little Michael... Polish toys, and top ten SNL cast members.

Little Michael has a new voice to debut. Plus: a herpes scam... a Dick Van Patten update, and Mike's new man crush.

TMOS is taking a teacher work day today so we've prepared a little Best Of homework for you to enjoy!

What's up with the gas crisis? Plus: sandpaper shaving... Dick Van Patten, and Mike loves revenge.

Jeopardy seriously needs to pick a host already. Plus: a very special change in Ocean City... Rocket copters in the neighbor's yard, and your letters.

It's a post Mother's Day breakdown. Plus: the Derby scandal... Mike's trip to the dessert room, and did Oscar overreact?

This week's TMOS Talking Head is a PGA Tournament caddy and commentator! Plus: the dessert room... Mother's Day, and Oscar's Take.

Robb is a freezer Fauci. Plus: bad college roommates... Catch Me If You Can, and Oscar's toe.

We're joined today by cicada expert Dr. Gene Kritsky! Plus: Brood X... high meat, and Mike finds a childhood connection with art theft.

With great fame comes great scandal. Plus: Manassas in the news... a few new picks to click, and Mortal Kombat.

Oscar has a picture of the infamous painting in his parent's bedroom. Plus: a major award turns into a mistake and the Kentucky Derby.

Today's TMOS Talking Head is none other than Mayor Massiello! Plus: the strange painting in Oscar's parent's bedroom... Mike doesn't like the NFL Draft pageantry, and sadly it's Maddy's last day.

Today we're joined by our favorite baker, Duff Goldman! Plus: the Jazz apple... The Cider House Rules, and your letters.

We're joined today by the great Adam Ferrara! Plus: post vaccine Oscar... Mike's weird nightmare, and Robb's top 10 male singers.

Oscar spends his vacation week at Queenstown Harbor. Plus: tax time... Robb had a football tumor, and a strange painting.

Robb goes down to Florida over the break! Plus: the Academy Awards were a disaster... vacation recaps, and vaccines.

It's the last BOTMOS of the week. We hope that you have enjoyed them. Tune in Monday for a brand new live show!

Come and get a heaping helping of fresh spring BOTMOS!

Today's BOTMOS is here just for you. Please enjoy it while we enjoy a little time off.