It's April Fools Day and if you thought that we were just going to do a lazy rerun then boy did we fool you! It's time for the very best of The Mike O'Meara Show!

Just because we're taking a short break doesn't mean you get NOTHING! That's right, you get brand new Best Of The Mike O'Meara Show. So sit back and feast your ears on this!

Friday! Todd! Girl! Gifts! Plus... birthday travel, trolls and health.

Today we pull the curtain back on the show a bit. Plus, we talk Patton, schnitzel, operator's permits, fear and the best mailbag ever.

Our buddy Patton Oswalt sits in for the entire episode... Amazing fun with talk ups, mortified Mike, showbiz talk and the Chili's Grief Counselor.

Today: Mr Tony Perkins (a creature of the night...) in studio. Plus, a federal breach, daring video and tales of The Zit.

Big Monday Funday! Mike Discovers Starbucks, loses his deed and hates the "Drop In". Plus, O'Scars World and Julia sings.

The mayor for life stops by... plus the lovely miss Yu, a great text exchange and Mike achieves satisfaction. Have a great weekend!

Letters... Don't miss this one! Plus: brackets, distractions and inside Robb.

Sabotage! Plus, March Madness silliness, Charlie gets some cake, Paper Towel Theatre and Pony Economics.

Two in studio guests. Experience Angie Vs. Pony , Mr. Committal, TV talk and plane theories. Don't miss this one!

St. Patrick's day! Fun with windows... plus Pony's hungry hair, plane questions and guests!

More bleeps than you can shake a stick at! Plus: E News, a quiz, book update and dirty politicians.

Tone Loc! Letters! New studio! Plus, the 777, a new game and Felix Grant.

The return of Nasal Congestion Theater! Plus, tardiness, preshow policies, Florida and Jimmy Ciritto.

men and women watch TV differently! Plus, a new voice, Robb's singalong and TV talk.

 Ribbs! Plus, birthday fun, Daylight Saving Time, Oscar's toy and fun with Mac.

Wine time! Plus, apps! Paint talk, dog talk and Mike eats the rind.

Your letters! Plus, a lesson in mimicry, sick children, tension and dental healthcare.

Let's Travoltize! Plus, wire yankery , Chelsea handling and Oscar's World.

Today, a March bracket of a different sort... plus, Oscar's... sickness... and "Blower ACTIVATE"!

Today, a reunion that will amaze you. Plus: sex tips, talent shows and narration fun!

Snow business! Texting with Pony, Oscar's dinning tips, Movies and basketball.

IRT's Red Carpet Update. Plus, Mike's ire, Oscar's tardy and Robb's son.

Birthdays! Plus... Mike watches the news, Shannon's big day, Pony gets a compliment and Duh News.

We start with a big F.U. Also, Mike's mail... Pony's brain, poopy trash... and deafness.

 Today we cure your perpetual hunger. Plus, Oscar's World, Francis U., sports games and safe home, Mr. Ramis.

Business Oscar! Plus, Lay King... The Cellar & The Spider... and teeth.

Your letters! Plus: introspective Oscar, show growth, inside Pony and the return of "Duh News".

Today... some poetry. Plus: as we observer episode 1000, we look back at each of our top 10 favorite moments in show history. Reminder: submit your questions for us to answer to questions@mikeomearashow.com

Tuesday with the presidents. Plus, gifts from out west... Mr. Fallon... squash tasting... and send in the clowns.

Monday, Monday. We talk shaving, lurking and why we can't wrap our heads around the Olympics. Plus: go for the hinge!

The miracle of the snow blower! Plus, Non comes by... E News, and battling old man eyes.

Your Mail! Plus a new initiative, a new feature, Late Night and a new take on an old favorite.

Mayor Barry will be OK! Mike needs salt, best waiter ever, Pony & Frankie and a concert review... cold!

My eye! Plus, times tables... snow... HB... new app and Mac.

 Monday: the down low from Sochi. Plus: Gliders, Fiats, meat parts and a new impression.

Throbbing Thursday. Your letters! Plus... brewhouse, new isn't nice, the ABC's of Robb and three beeps.

Everything you need to know about Starbucks! Plus, Katie in studio for the whole show, Wednesday Oscar, Presleyana and some SNL analysis.

President Clinton... yes, he's here. Plus: the weather, Pony's secret, Mr.Hoffman and Mike's Facebook miracle.

Super Bowl Monday! Plus a new contest, big game recap, Mike's doppelgangers and... The Horror!

Fridee! We school ou on the Big Game, Oscar the funkle, youthful Robb and big jaboozas. See you at Jimmy's!

 Your letters! Plus, a KCJJ call, treating adults as adults, family fun and bunk beds.

Mr. Hof! Plus tips on family planning, the SOTU, college housing and ... gliders!

Today... all the Sochi details! Plus: Robb VS. Facebook, the magic of Daly and James Cirrito in studio.

Hot Monday action! Today has robots, travel woes, local news and great mitts.

AY YI YI! A super-sized challenge today... plus, The A B Z's of Oscar, kid trouble, planes and we reopen a cold case. Have a great weekend!

Letters! We get letters! Plus, new mail bag ground rules... Oscar Kaelin... and 600 lbs. of TV excellence.

It's a blizzard of entertainment! Saint Oscar displays his bed knowledge, some love for HBS and Robb talks about what matters to him.

 Snow! Plus thoughts on Muscle Milk, The Olympics, anniversaries and... trips?

The Flame burns bright today on this Monday show... Plus fun with wildlife, daughters and NFL analysis.

We are your "Weekend Lift Off" podcast... with real simple dogs "Oscar the house guest" and the Florida thang.

Your Letters! plus, Mike meets SID, chick TV, Oscar & his papa... and the magic of airport slots.

All the Downton deets... Plus, Vegas residuals, mittens, southwest and Oscar fixes his image.

 Today, we discuss our  continuing Vegas crash... Plus, Mike watches plane TV, yoga and the "ABCs of Oscar".

Back from Sin City! We bring back a Hofbrau buddy, we discuss Pony's communication, airport fun and... "Vegas Guy".

Finally Friday! our final day at C.E.S. in Las Vegas with Mike's breakfast, Vegas Throat, "LOVE", porn and Pony... and Mike VS. Pat House. See you on Monday!

Dan Cole! Tow Hawley! Robb eats! Todd ignores! Day four in Vegas...don't miss it.

VEGAS BABY! Day 3.0... Today, we enjoy Pony's awkwardness, a naked shill, Oscar's adventure and hookers!

Day two at C.E.S.! We discuss "A VS. AN" slow texting, MR. Carlini, keynotes and Drunkey Drunkerson.

 Live from Las Vegas... Our first show from the 2014 International CES. Plus: Fun boy Mike, Vegas Robb, Oscar Time and Wayne Newton.

We are back! YAY! We kick off 2014 with birthdays, Facebook love, snow, technical fun and Oscar chooses a PPV.

Happy New Year everybody! And don't forget, we'll be back in the studio tomorrow to bring you more delicious ear food!