Happy Monday!  Today, we talk about kids and toupees (but not kids IN toupees).  Also, a couple of TV recco's you may enjoy.  Robb "walks the store" and PPPants... and we give you something to cry about.  This Episode Is Sponsored By: Legacy Box: Preserve precious memories with Legacy Box. Start digitizing at Legacy Box: https://legacybox.com/tmos. When you support our sponsors, you're keeping this show alive. We're truly grateful!

Today, Mike goes on a quest to be a good dad... and he competes with TIME.  Robb has a very different YouTube feed... and Mike debuts his AI voice.  We also discuss draft and graft... and we have the return of The Mailbag.  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Carla is in the third chair today... and we have a big neighborhood announcement (because we all need our fiber). Who's a good driver... and who is distracted?  Who also talk about Shaq's temper and dog scams.  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… shirts!  koozies!  and more!  Our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Today, a surprise phone call from Temecula lends some positive advice that we can all understand.  We find that Robb isn't a very good athlete (!) and Mike offers some thanks.  Also, it's the return of "Gift Corner" and pin-up talk.  This episode is sponsored by Nutrafol... Make thinning hair a thing of the past!  Visit https://nutrafol.com/men/ and use the code TMOS.  Every time you support our sponsors, you're supporting us. And for that, we're truly thankful!

On TMOS, we give you the good and the bad... and Mike's weekend was not good (until he visited the magic drawer).  Robb's (better) weekend has got JOTT... and we remember a very special lady on her birthday.  Then, Luke Bryan falls down.  YAY!  This Episode Is Sponsored By: Liquid IV: Boost hydration with Liquid IV. Use "TMOS" for a special discount at Liquid IV:  https://liquid-iv.com/. Your backing of our sponsors fuels this podcast's engine. We appreciate each and every one of you!

Today, Mike shows the snake... and he is growing.  Robb tries to stave off blindness and someone is ruining bowling.  Mike finds a perfect second job... and the boys spend some time in "an elegant restaurant".  This episode is sponsored by MARLEY SPOON...For up to 25 free meals, head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/TMOS and use our code: TMOS. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves, and we can't thank you enough!

Why shouldn't TMOS be a religion?  We discuss.  Also, the return of The Mailbag and Gift Corner (we hope).  Rare SOPRANOS tape and a refreshing sip of "The Doctor".  Plus, Mike and Robb get handy (really?).  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s much more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Today, we are joined by stand up comic (and stand up guy) Mr. Rob Maher.  We discuss a comedian's life on the road, fruitless gambling, and wrasslin'.  We talk apple mice (mouses?) and the grossest Kardashian.  Plus:  THE WATER FILTER HACK!    This episode is sponsored by MAD RABBIT... For 25% off your order, head to MadRabbit.com/TMOS and use code TMOS.   Every time you support our sponsors, you're supporting us. And for that, we're truly thankful!

Today, we feature a MAJOR announcement and you will love it (it's a new era!).  Carla drops in from across the hall to discuss the way Mike embarrassed her (and himself).  Robb goes to his happy place (KD) and so does Mike (Wal-Mart).  PAY YOUR TAXES!  This episode is sponsored by Nutrafol... Make thinning hair a thing of the past!  Visit https://nutrafol.com/men/ and use the code TMOS.  Every time you support our sponsors, you're supporting us. And for that, we're truly thankful!

Big Thursday fun as we entertain royalty:  King of the Wings (andf King of the Cheesesteaks) Jimmy Cirrito visits with the boys.  "Jim Nantz" does his annual Masters preview and Mike and Robb talk about kids being kids (?).  Plus, what NOT to do when you get pulled over by a patrolman.  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Today, Robb gets a chance for some deity dialogue and gets the show blessed.  Mike likes a tough coach... but is it too much?  THEATRE!  What is your mate's most disgusting habit?  Plus, you'll never cook an egg the same way again... and that's no yolk!  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

HOW'S... YOUR... ECLIPSE?  Robb tells all.  Plus, urine for a real treat when we talk pee.  Golf Clubs!  And just how divided are we really?  Larry knows...  This Episode is Sponsored By: NAKED WINES.  To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/TMOS and use code TMOS for both the code AND password.  Thank you for supporting our sponsors!

No, it was NOT an April Fools Joke.  Today we break down the incidents of last week, explain where we are now, and look ahead to the future of TMOS.  Also, Mike has an amazing "Dad Moment" and we offer some high level intellectual eclipse analysis.This Episode Is Sponsored By: Liquid IV: Boost hydration with Liquid IV. Use "TMOS" for a special discount at Liquid IV:  https://liquid-iv.com/. Your backing of our sponsors fuels this podcast's engine. We appreciate each and every one of you!

Big Friday BOTMOS action… with lots of radio-styled FUN!  A Scott Shannon Vault… Dumb Deejay Stories… Tooth Fairy talk… Ferrari Guy… and a Christmas Miracle!  Have a great weekend and we will see you on Monday. This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Hey, your ol' buddy Robb hosts and curates some most excellent best for ye!  A phoner with funnyman Bob Marley... The Poop Parable... Concussions... and guess who's pathetic?  Enjoy.  This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store.  Please visit www.tmosstore.com for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… our stuff makes the BEST gift (even for yourself) and every purchase supports your favorite podcast… and there’s more to come!  We can't thank you enough.

Step right up for some all time classic content:  Patton Oswalt in studio... The Talking Head (Freddy V.) by Zoom... plus, sex dolls and Maine.  HOT!  This episode is sponsored by Nutrafol... Make thinning hair a thing of the past!  Visit https://nutrafol.com/men/ and use the code TMOS.  Every time you support our sponsors, you're supporting us. And for that, we're truly thankful!

Today, we have a harrowing tale of death-defying bravery:  Oscar vs. the Elevator.  Robb meets a superstar and we talk ballpark food.  Also, cows... and KFC with Willie.  This Episode Is Sponsored By:  Lectric eBikes: Revolutionize your commute with Lectric eBikes. Discover more at Lectric eBikes: https://lectricebikes.com/ and be sure to mention that The Mike O’Meara Show sent you in the post-checkout survey!   

Today, Oscar is back and debuts the new Podville... we even get a tour!  There is also an office power ranking.  We update you on conjoined news... and please, do not touch the tower with your weiner.  This Episode Is Sponsored By: Legacy Box: Preserve precious memories with Legacy Box. Start digitizing at Legacy Box: https://legacybox.com/tmos. When you support our sponsors, you're keeping this show alive. We're truly grateful!