How much should a dog cost? I don't know, but todays BOTMOS does!

This BOTMOS is packed full of great segments and hilarious content. You'll like it. I promise.

We're taking a little break this week to make improvements and plan for all sorts of exciting things! In the meantime, please enjoy the Best of TMOS.

Today, an old dog learns a new trick on the drums. We have a Talking Head Part Deux, we talk Tik-Tok, opine on Jeopardy, and Mike tells a joke. Plus, the “parents breakfast” that wasn’t… and why aren’t we smarter?

Pony is honest… Robb is sarcastic.  Our Talking Head experiences a “first”!  We also discuss walking etiquette, make-up for men, and grape drink.  Yum!

Robb gets some news, Mike changes his voice, and we talk about the Dragon Show.  Watch out for attractive bartenders!  Mike exercises his patriotic privilege and The Maze Patrol lines are now open.

It's a medical Thursday as Shannon goes under the knife and Robb goes in the tube.  We see rare artifacts from Oscar's childhood home and Mike is treated like a child.  Plus, the return of Oscar's Take (Oscar's Take).  Enjoy your lanyap.

It's time to stop confusing facts with beliefs. Our Talking Head has 'Weird' obsession. We're going to get you the best airline seats, hands down! And the most sober guy discusses the most drunken drink.

Amusement Parks do not amuse Mike.  Who wants an Orange Smash?  A new lousy fight song for a lousy franchise.  Oscar is... The Emcee!  And remember, if you drink in the car, you may overshare.

School is starting and that’s a good thing.  We try to avoid a route to financial ruin, Robb (and his hat) take a delightful trip, everyone has seen the ELVIS movie, and all alarms are detestable.  Let’s go!

Today, the press conference that wasn’t.  Who’s ready for some football (G-MEN!)?  Our Talking Head has the seizure of a lifetime.  Pony serves his country… and Robb’s wife is dissatisfied.  Gimme that screwdriver! 

Mike has a special encounter at "Muscles Gym".  Oscar has given up!  Trees are exploding and Pony does his duty as a concerned citizen.  Plus, it's a great day for the vets.  Now, clean your dashboard.

It's the "Raid on Mar-a-Lago"!  Oscar is tired of being a Tio.  Mike hits "Muscles Gym" and Robb gives a college update, despite his loss of strength.  Come on!

Today, we talk about Sir Nick’s tearful goodbye and we discuss Tik-Tok bait.  There’s even more reasons to hate a certain mogul and breaking news happens in real time.  Plus, some Cracker Barrel love.  Create memories!

Today, a quick look at Alex Jones (yuck).  Do you ever wonder how you are perceived?  And when do you own a car... but you don't really OWN a car?  And can you defend a real  jerk?  BTW, a hundred of them a day seems high.

Today, we pay tribute to one of the all time greats.  Our Talking Head discusses addiction (Hi Robb!) and Oscar saves the day, no thanks to his niece.  Plus, the story of a little boy and the MRI that wasn't.  Hello to the Fruit Brute!

Tio Oscar is hard at work as America’s favorite “Beantown Babysitter”… and Sebastian stops by to help.  Also, why can’t we PLEASE focus on things that matter?  Plus, Robb hates a certain fast food chain and has a complicated relationship with… taffy.  Pass the Snickers dust!

Mike has joined a new gym and gets a gift (?) from Carla to celebrate.  Oscar is taking a trip, but how fun will it be?  There is an old-timey radio reunion and family dynamics are explored.  And remember, Jennifer Garner can do no wrong.