Today... hearing Vs. listening! Plus, a new intern... your letters... A/C woes... and what plants crave. Don't be square!

Today: we talk movies... guests... we do a bit of acting... a Pony romance update... a new least favorite intern... and an international W.O.W.

A call from the president! Plus, you'll never believe what Robb's son did... hip stress... Brockmire... and a basketball game has quarters.

Mike issues an invitation! Plus, barber woes, a trip to Jimmy's, Robb the concessionaire, graduation... and the bad place.

Big Friday fun! Oscar's TV shoot... Plus nasal health, Jimmy Cirrito, DC sports, Mike makes friends... and Oscar's Take.

Your letters! Plus...Mike breaks up with his abusive gal pal... an exclusive with Ovie... Robb's horrible voice... and Oscar in TV land.

Wide Open Wednesday! Plus, some thoughts on game seven, a haunted doll, a new video game, a haunted doll, and Mike hosts a new game show!

Mike loves his abusive girlfriend! Plus, we talk with internet superstar Coyote Peterson. Also, a Winston update, brunch woes, health stress & the tortilla dream.

Proms! Graduation! Parties! Plus... sickness, Mike's abusive girlfriend... and Oscar's child.

Cinco De Mayo! Plus... snakes on the loose, Mac The Narcissist, Mike Vs. his apps, and Oscar's take!

A surprise on the phones! A spirited manifesto! Hockey talk! Deejay talk ups! Your letters! And a big winner!

Mike's new gear! A kitty condo update... a nightmare... balance bikes... a movie... and Oscar's Take!

Your calls on Wide Open Wednesday! Plus, cheating death on a daily walk... a child quotes his papa... Robb's hard wizardry... and a word to Boston. And? The words "poop brown".

Mike has trouble with his abusive girlfriend. Plus... we say a goodbye, Mike gushes, Robb has a date... and Lewis Black is everywhere.

Fun facts from Florida! Plus... Seacrest... Mike's abusive spouse... the Tony Show... and Pony's dream analysis.

A visit with a surprise guest! Plus, Carla coins a new word... Mike sees theatre rage... Oscar's dad... and fun news for Mike. So fun you'll either eat someone or find a cat with a machine gun.

The Mailbag! Plus... the FaceBook sensation that's sweeping the nation... a major queenie announcement... a day of stress... Salad Fingers stops by... and a Russian train.

A fabulous Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... Mike's reunion... a listener cheats death... RHOBH... Mike needs a game and Mike talks in a record.

We talk with our favorite anchorman about our favorite things. Live feud, yachts, the circus... and precious beer.

Mike's new password! Plus... Moody people... hockey fun... casino silliness... and zany hatred.

It's carwash day! Plus... a special birthday... a family gourmet caller... hockey week... and Oscar's take!

Your letters! Plus, a major announcement... O'Reilly's karma... Oscar's dad... a new impression... and Jeffrey.

Another international Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... a cat update, the Caps, Pony's libido... and Mac's movie corner.

Meet Tuesday Oscar! Plus... a visit to Dr. Bone... funeral fun... Dan's World... and a classic Mike airport story.

Easter fun! Bunnies... trains... the value of toys... plus a nice fight in the Easter Village.

Your letters! Plus... Mike's family comes by... a death defying accident... survivor... and Robb goes back to school.

It's an international "Wide Open Wednesday"! Plus... a brand new song... the greed in the air... Fued... and facial hair.

Mike is back in studio... with a full recap of his weekend at Augusta for the Masters. Plus... a lesson in religion from Adrian and classic "shameful joy".

Mike Phones in from Augusta! Plus... a cat condo update... Robb the bachelor... and Oscar VS. John Law.

Remembering Don Rickles. Plus... Oscar smokes tea, honest criticism... insecurities... and Mac loses it.

Thursday means your letters! Plus... a bold baseball prediction, a "PIP" for Mac, 3 year old troubles... and a Charly keg for Mike.

Wide Open Wednesday! Your Calls... plus: a Bronx tale, Bill O'Reilly's  troubles, and Oscar's cat update.

Oscar buys a feline property. Plus: Mike vs. Robb & Pony, Florida wildlife, opening day, and Mike's new addiction.

Mike is the best neighbor! Plus... a special thank you  (unlike any other), save to win, Robb's anniversary... and cookies.

A melancholy birthday! Plus... Adrian's snacks... Nicky Diamond... an attack on Robb... and Jaws

It's Oscar's birthday! Plus... your letters... age differences... Dave Chappelle... Yoga... and you won't believe where that gun was.

Wide Open Wednesday! Your calls... Plus; the Rink of Hate, cat fights, "The Departure", and the greatest linebacker of all time.

Big NOLA news! Plus, studio trash trouble... golf excitement... Oscar is mortified with wheezy... and bette singing.

An analysis of Mac & his dietary quirks... Plus: yogurt, social media, yoga pants and Mike is the "Bracket King"!

Mike needs sleep! Plus, we weigh the positives & negatives of each other... Rob Ford love life update... and Mr. Spewak has the last word.

Pony VS. the new app. Plus... your letters, Mike and his son, the ABC's of Robb, and horses.

Your calls... with a decided anti-Robb slant. Plus... Bingo, a trip to Arizona, Oscar's "friend"... and soda. See you in the cabana!

Oscars back! Plus... the app gets tweaked, great television, and a bad theater experience.

Big app news! Plus... Mike's raging block party... oversleeping foxes... the driving range... and sex dolls.

A big time Friday show! Oscar's Take, Red Sox update, limericks, Mac shines... and Mike gets Irish for St. Patrick's Day.

Red hot D.C. Cherry Blossom news! Plus, your letters, surprise calls binge watching, and Robb's Doppelganger.

"Ask me anything" Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... March Madness, Santaniacs, spring training... and Nicky Diamond returns!

A "blizzard" brings out nocturnal Oscar... plus: poop bags, pep talks, and a bad phone call... and sugar.

The problems with springing ahead. Plus... we help our mothers, we plan for snow, international travel, murder... and TV picks.

Finally, the birthday is over. Plus... the return of the joke! Oscar's Take! Mike's girls on baseball Tinder! The phone! And busy Oscar.

A bit of Shannon... plus a great Mailbag! Mike is "Airport Man"... Chinese food... and a surprise phone call.

The best Wide Open Wednesday ever! Plus, a forgotten day... chilling wine... another joke... Oscar mixes it up... and a poop update.

A new addition to the parking deck! Plus... Spring Break... a new hip date... a new joke... and Julia's future.

Keeping it fresh for St. Pat's Day! Plus, some in-studio guests, a medical emergency, movie theatre etiquette, spring training... and Robb buys a car.

Hot Metro news! Plus, flying, thumbs, vomit, lobsters, non-show fans, cake excitement... and Oscar's take (Oscar's take).

Mike's new earworm! Plus, your letters... Oscar's  climate control... Tony Perkins phones in... and Norm McDonald(?).

Today, we snap the underwear! We analyze Mac... we dissect wipes... Mike's family... Pony's bubbles... and the most expensive free tickets ever.

Hooray for the Hollywood reporter! Plus, good news, spring breaking, "helpful" neighbors... and forgetful Mike forgets

Today, we are joined by Dude Walker to discuss his new project, Plus: tech updates, spying, a medical emergency and our Academy Award analysis.

Today, we debut a new segment... Plus: intern spotlight, Paul Harvey, hot flicks, baseball stars... and Mike is the handyman.

Domonique Foxworth in studio! Plus... should Oscar reproduce? Your letters! Moview clichés... the emotions of sports... and penis sightings.

Today we meet Benadryl Mike... binge eating... field trip oscar... lovely artwork... and a meal ticket.

Mike and his senior moments! Plus... daughter time, travel time, auction time. Fun time!

It's President's Day and we've got a great Best Of in store for you! There's a big breakfast, a beef buffet and and Adrian who likes to dabble in clay.

Ice cream for breakfast! We do the Ben & Jerry's thing... plus: Mike is wifeless, pantsless, and curious about Mac. Also, the best parody record ever.

Deejay fun! Plus... your letters, Ashley & Maddie, Oscar's dad, a Mac update... and killer squirrels!

Your calls on Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... a little Hook, a little salad, some potty training talk... and the final words on the Grammys.

Mike is controversial! Plus... the giant collapsible Earth saw... Adrian talks eggs, and amazing movie review... and our B+B policy.

Our Grammy analysis... plus... Mike pulls a Robb (W.T)... a child skates... and the show gets an "A".

A new game for Pony... plus: Adrian's driving history, Mac the Millennial and Mike's big battery screw up.

A brand new bumper sticker! Plus... your letters, lots of Charlie Warren, a dog miscue... and Robb's OCD.

A haunting Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... Mac trouble, chair trouble, snot crying, talking armrests... and a new dialect!

Today... the biscuit parade! Plus... Pony's personal famine... Robb on FaceBook... a new contest... and being purposefully difficult.

Our Super Bowl analysis... wagering, Chinese websites, half time, spoilers, Gaga and Overwatch.

We address a controversy! Plus... show upgrades, zoo and circus... hating maine... ice cream... and mr. Nicky Diamond talks the Big Game.

Your letters! Plus... Carly the gamer... a mystery baby... and Shannon gets a pep talk.

The biggest "Wide Open Wednesday" ever! Plus... Dan's head... bad candy... and V.D discussion. Oh boy!

Mike and his magic hat! Plus, magazine talk, cold temps, the greatest parking story ever... and a trip to the mall.

Monday show... Monday songs! The story of Larry... Rickles and Regis... killer shrimp... and Super Bowl malaise.

Hooray for genetics! A nod to Ricky Skaggs... foreign foods... Oscarazzi and a call to Mama Santana. Have a great weekend!

Your letters! Plus... we remember MTM, Mike's treadmill, Mac  is late... and we meet the TMOS 3000.

Wide Open Wednesday! Plus... Oscar's home surgery... baby Michael saves the day... gaming developments... and a dietary cheat for the ages.

Our Oscar Picks! Some words on our dear friend Gavin... VR gaming... health issues... and Julia marches on Washington.

Kangaroo court is in session! Plus, a weird energy... R.I.P.T.G... Mike faces the terrible threes... and Oscar hits Beantown.

Oscar and Robb make their big gym plans! Plus, Nicky Diamond checks in... Momma Santana checks in... airplane annoyances and of course, E News!

Your letters! Plus: texting etiquette, inauguration plans, Mike the traveler... and curious odor.

Robb works on his posture... Mike works on his tech skills... a new "song"... and the "accent of the day".

Exclusive circus interview! Plus... Mike on an elephant, country deejays... chefs... eggs... and Aaron Rodgers.

Sick Oscar! Hip Mike! A sex dream... a man crush... and mac is the nadfly.

Injection day update... Mike is extra hip! Mac is The Gamer, Mr Diamond, "The Wall"... and Oscarazzi.

Where in the world is Diego's wallet? Plus... it's injection day, your letters , a trip to the cinema and Mac is... "The Gamer".

Where in the world is Diego's wallet? Plus... it's injection day, your letters , a trip to the cinema and Mac is... "The Gamer". 

Rob & Joe in studio! We talk about a scary comedy story... Mike vs. the pain doctor... snobbery... and a fight to the death.

Today... we are joined in studio by a pilot! Plus, car fun... TV fun... football fun... and the Santa Joke.

Mike flies home... Robb (and his soft hands) has a fun weekend... dazzling fun... and stripper Jeeps.

Nicky Diamond lights it up! Plus... a budget for Momma Santana... what Robb's car means in Canada... largo hermano and the most awkward New Year's toast in history.

It's Mike on the move... plus, your letters... chainsaws... a nutty seminar... CPAP fun... and Robb's deadly house.

A new TV show premieres on our show! Plus... your calls... Robb learns a lesson... Wicked Tuna... and Mike makes a friend.

Tuesday fun with Robb the hero... bionic Mike... Pony's new service... and Mike Maine weather disappointment.

Back for 2017! Big fun with Katie Couric, Maine, a question of ethics, doppel gates... and the Santana incident.